he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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