Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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