all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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