You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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