Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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