found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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