im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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