i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Come see our sink grown plant.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
third nipple confirmed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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