do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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