Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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