perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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