we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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