The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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