Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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