I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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