I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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