I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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