You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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