But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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