im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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