He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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