Porn is love you can see.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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