is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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