I think my vagina is haunted
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
me + whiskey = a bad person
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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