he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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