5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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