hotel room ftw
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
false alarm. still invincible.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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