doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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