This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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