YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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