Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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