How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
God, I missed his penis.
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