wat bout pragnant strippers??
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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