North Korea, Best Korea!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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