Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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