we have officially lost it.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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