You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My feet surprised me
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