escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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