i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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