Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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