remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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