I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize