: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I am naked and annoyed.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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