Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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