Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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