did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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