I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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