I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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