So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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