Your tits are I can't wait for
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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