fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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