Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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