was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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