Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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