Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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