Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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