That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
do herpes really smell.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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