i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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